I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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