theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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