so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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