You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Maybe he injected his testicle?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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