I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Dignity is for republicans.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Bring me that man meat
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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