Your face is a jimmy john
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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