he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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