I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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