so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
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Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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