When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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