That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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