let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
