So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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