Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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