Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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