It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
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I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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