So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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