Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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