this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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