I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Fuck appropriateness.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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