Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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