We won't sleep together?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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