Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
i need some magic done to my vagina
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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