Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
The adults are the big ones right?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
