Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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