i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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