She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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