is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Gay?
German.
Pity.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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