have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
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Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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