Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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