Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I think people are normalizing furries
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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