Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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