no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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