I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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