Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Where is the hickey?
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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