i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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