She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
