erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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