i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.