You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.