I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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