Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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