Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Do vagina's smell?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
do herpes really smell.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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