I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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