i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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