Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
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Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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