Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
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i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
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I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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