Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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