I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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