I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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