After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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