Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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