How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
did you just send me my own nude
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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