Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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