this beer tastes like vomit already
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Randomize
