i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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