Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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