bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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