Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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